"Old Yorkshire rules" 1:48am Sunday 14th Oct | message edited once
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Old Yorkshire rules and regulations.
1/if th’ivver does owt for nowt allus do it for thissen.
2/ear all , see all,say nowt.
3/Eat all.sup all,pay nowt.
4/Where there’s muck there’s brass.
5/There’s nowt as queer as folk.
6/Tha can allus tell a Yorkshireman,but tha can’ t tell in much.
7/put t ‘wood in t’ oil.
8/Ee by gum.
9/ sit thissen dahn an’ tell me all abaht it.
10/Keep thissen calm it’ll be reyt.