Three brewery directors walk into a bar. One from Corona, Coors and Guinness.
The director from Corona says to the barman, "Give me a Corona, the best Mexico has to offer" and the barman hands him one.
Next, the Coors director orders a Coors saying "Hand me the only beer in the world made with water fresh from the Colorado Rockies."
Then the Guinness director walks up to the bar and orders a Coca Cola. The barman, a bit taken aback, hands him what he orders.
The other brewery directors turn to him and say, "Why didn't you order a Guinness?" He replies,
"Well, I decided if you guys weren't ordering beers, why should I?"
Tony
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